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Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 33 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,570 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 9/22/09
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst 25 Points Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Six Pack Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Great Defender Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Hand it Over Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/480 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Playboy Unlocked 9/30/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko 5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz 10 Points Wololo.
Lazarus 10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha 25 Points Systems failure imminent.
Natalie 25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/300 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 9/14/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET 5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 9/18/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/10/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/13/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/13/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/26/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/26/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 9/17/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 9/17/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)